February 2012
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Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp
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Rose is kinda gangsta...
rufiozuko:
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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wizcoylifa:
it looks like the cause of death was forced, this was no accident. her head was pushed into the birthday cake. what do you think sir?
“well it looks like this sweet 16”
“just got a little sweeter”
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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kurtana:
THAT VIDEO
WHILE THE GIRL LIES IN THE CAKE
THE BOY ON THE SIDE
JUST EATS THE CAKE
OH MY GOD
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hotbabysitter:
Well… happy birthday Megan.
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Straight bitches
Them: Hey you're gay right?
Me: Yeah
Them: Do you lick pussy?
Me: No. I get my girlfriend naked, have her lie spread eagle, and dance around her naked while chanting spells of lust towards her clitoris.
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Sam Evans is officially a Senior. →
dunphyluke:
I absolutely can't stand when people fish for...
mooncactus:
tofferton:
moon-over-june:
lothie:
xdmoneyx:
amidstthebloodshed:
Grow up.
I can’t stand when people fish. Period.
I can’t stand fish.
I can’t stand.
I can.
Can.
buttastic:
I imagine the Summoner’s rebellion as something along the lines of a pool party and he’s helping all the wimpy kids cheat at Marco Polo until some of the snooty tattle tale kids tell on him, at which point the Condesce just declares, “That’s it! Everybody OUT OF THE POOL.”
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jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
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Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
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In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
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